Archive for August 13th, 2005

Bullies and Psychos

I’m generally a peace loving, level-headed, no bullshit person. I enjoy a debate now and then and can usually find common ground with anyone. I’m not so wrapped up in my own little world that I can’t realize that the world does NOT revolve around me and my opinions. I refuse to drill down human interactions based solely on political or social opinions…because after all is said and done, no ONE person is going to change the world with their opinions. If someone can debate with me without resorting to name calling and questioning my intelligence simply because I don’t agree, they can expect the same in return. It’s called ‘common courtesy’ and the world would be SO much better off if everyone observed such social norms.

I choose to live MY life by those rules. Most of the time, I succeed at it. Sometimes, I don’t. I will sometimes choose to ‘turn the other cheek’ and get on with life…most of the time, I’ll say ‘fuck it’ and forget about it. However, there are TWO things that will turn me into the most vindictive and vicious woman you will EVER have the displeasure of meeting. First, don’t ever try to bully me. Bullies don’t intimidate me…the only thing they do is make me want to show them how to REALLY bully someone. I don’t intimidate easily…never have, never will.

Secondly, don’t ever try to get to me through my children. EVER. Under any circumstances. I WILL hurt you in ways that you simply can’t imagine. NO ONE in their right minds would ever awaken the psycho-mother in me. The psycho-mother has only ONE function: to cause MUCH pain and destruction. You see, all of that anger and frustration that I squash down while dealing with day-to-day human stupidity gets stored inside the psycho-mother, where it festers and boils constantly. There is no pressure-release valve on the psycho-mother. Mama bears, women scorned and nuclear devices ain’t got nuthin on her.

It is only through sheer strength of will that I keep the psycho-mother in check…and I pity the dumb fucker who lets her loose.

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Notice to All Trolls

Listen up, people. I’m going to clue you in on a little something. Do you know how incredibly easy it is to track someone down with just an IP address? For those that have the knowledge, it’s a walk in the park. See, I take that little fingerprint that you leave on my site, and I feed it into a little program that tells me your name and what internet server you are on. And then I take you name and I feed it into a national credit database, cross reference it with your internet provider, and VOILA! I have your address, phone number, last known employer and basically ANYTHING else I need to know.

Now, armed with this information, I can do MANY things. I can contact your internet provider and have your account shut down for harassment. That’s the least I can do. I can ALSO contact your employer. I can ALSO report you to the cops. I can ALSO call your home. I can ALSO visit your home.

Since I am typically a laid back, easy going kinda gal, I’m most likely to just report you to your internet provider. However, I DO ocassionally get a hair across my ass and get vindictive, in which case, it’s not inconceivable that I wouldn’t make a short phone call to your employer…or the police.

Hit me on the wrong day, however, and there’s NO telling what I might do.

The bottom line is this: before you go shitting all over someone’s blog, you might want to stop and think to yourself “Do I REALLY want to fuck with someone that might be CRAZY enough and knowledgable enough to end up on my front doorstep?”. That is essentially what COULD happen if you’re stupid enough to believe that you can hide behind fake names and numerous email addresses.

So, now I’m asking you, Beth…do YOU want to FUCK with ME? I’ve had your IP address, name and home address since your first visit. I drove incredibly close to your home on my last visit to NY.

THINK about it before you EVER insult my children again.

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World’s Shortest Personality Test


You are pure, moral, and adaptable.
You tend to blend into your surroundings.
Shy on the outside, you’re outspoken to your friends.

You believe that you live a virtuous life…
And you tend to judge others with a harsh eye.
As a result, people tend to crave your approval.

I question the ‘pure’ description, but the rest of it is pretty accurate.

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