I’ve been blessed to have been owned by dogs throughout my whole life. The last dogs I had as an adult were two Saint Bernards. Anyone who knows Saints knows that, along with the love, loyalty and companionship, they also bring copious amounts of bodily functions with them. I always said that if I were a rocket scientist, I could make a fortune off of drool and shit. It seems someone has beat me to the punch:
Officials in San Francisco are stepping into something new — recycling doggie doo to generate power.
Norcal Waste, a garbage hauling company, will collect droppings from a popular dog park.
The droppings will go into a machine called a methane digester — a tank in which bacteria feed on feces to create methane gas.
That gas could then be piped directly to a gas stove, heater or anything else powered by natural gas. It can also be used to generate electricity.
Damn! I wish I had thought of that!
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