Theater of the Soul

1. What time did you get up this morning?
4am. Yes, I AM crazy.
2. Diamonds or pearls?
I’m not a big jewelry fan, but diamonds go with everything I guess.
3. What was the last film you saw at the movie house?
I can’t really remember. I believe it was Lord of the Rings: Return of the King.
4. What is your favorite TV show?
I love Lost for the weekly mind-fuck, but 24 feeds my bloodlust. Tie.
5. What did you have for breakfast?
Coffee and a cigarette.
6. What is your middle name?
Lynn
7. What is your favorite cuisine?
Greek.
8. What foods do you dislike?
Brussel Sprouts, Lima beans and any canned meat products.
9. What kind of car do you drive?
I have two cars: a ‘97 Ford Escort and a ‘94 Geo Metro. Don’t laugh…they’re paid for AND the Metro gets excellent gas mileage.
10. Favorite Sandwich?
Roast beef with lettuce, pickles, extra onions and Mayo.
11. What characteristic do you despise?
Liars and people who don’t take responsibility for their actions.
12. Favorite item of clothing?
Jeans.
13. If you could go anywhere in the world for a holiday where would you go?
I’d take my kids to see that overpriced whore of a Mouse in Florida.
14. What color is your bathroom?
Cream and natural wood.
15. Favorite brand of clothing?
Levi’s, baby!
16. Where would you like to retire?
I can’t imagine spending my life anywhere but where I am. Sometimes, in the depth of winter and -30 below temperatures, I dream of Hawaii or the Bahamas, but my heart lies here in the mountains.
17. Favorite time of the day?
Between 4am and 6:30am. I get up early so as to have a bit of peace and quiet before the kids get up and the fucking phone starts to ring.
18. What was your most memorable birthday?
My 16th birthday. My mother and friends made it really special.
19. Where were you born?
Connecticut.
20. Favorite sport to watch?
The only sport that I find bearable to watch would be ice skating. I watch the Super Bowl every year with friends but we all know that I’m only in it for the food and the commercials.
21. What are you wearing right now?
Levi’s and peach t-shirt.
22. What star sign are you?
Cancer.
23. What fabric detergent do you use?
Whatever the fuck is on sale. Does anyone really want to know this?
24. Pepsi or Coke?
Coke. NEVER Pepsi.
25. Are you a morning person or a night owl?
A little of both if I can catch a nap during the day.
26. What is your shoe size?
7 to 8…depending on the shoe.
27. Do you have any pets?
A cat, two birds and a snake.
28. Any new exciting news you’d like to share with your readers?
I only wish I had some exciting news.
29. What did you want to be when you were little?
An astronaut. Still do.
30. What are you meant to be doing today?
More fucking homework.

Hat-tip to Lisa at Lemons and Lollipops.