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It’s 3:30am. Do you know where your pain meds are?
I’ve got one rockin toothache and do you think I can find any good meds in the house? Oh hell, no. It’s all Children’s Tylenol, Dimetapp and Pepto Bismal in my medicine cabinet. I’d kill for some Tylenol PM right now. In desperation, I chewed 8 Children’s Tylenol (why, yes, that DID feel wonderful with an aching tooth) and I’m chasing it with the only booze in the house: Parrot Bay Rum. (Be ye warned: the pirate talk should commence any second now).
Sometimes living on the ’straight and narrow’ just doesn’t pay, ya know? I ditched all my druggie friends years ago. I’m beginning to see the error of my ways.
Update 9:06am: I called my dentist at 8 (he only works weekends…how lucky am I?). He’ll call me this afternoon if it looks like he can fit me in at the end of the day, but I definitely have an appointment for tomorrow morning. He suggested 2 tylenol and 2 advil every 5 hours with LOTS of water. I asked if rum would do but he said no. Damn it.
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