I’ll probably end up eating the words I’m about to type, but I smell a big ol’ pile of bullshit in this story:
Police are looking for 8-day-old Abigale Lynn Woods after a woman allegedly stabbed the infant’s mother and slashed her throat before taking the child from her rural Missouri home, investigators said Saturday.
A statewide Amber Alert has been issued.
The mother, Stephanie Ochsenbine, 21, told police the woman knocked on her door Friday, asking to use the phone, then attacked her. Ochsenbine was in serious condition after undergoing surgery Friday.
There are a few things with this story that don’t sit right with me. First up, the mother is 21, (presumably) unmarried and has two children. Certainly not a crime, but it sort of carries some negative connotations in MY mind.
More disturbing than that, however, is this quote from the article:
The Amber Alert says the suspect was armed with an “unknown [type of]handgun and fillet knife.”
Okay, so this kidnapper brought a gun AND a knife, but only used the knife? Sorry, I don’t buy it. I’ve cast a weathered eye on these kinds of things ever since I got sucked in by that wench Susan Smith 10 years ago, but this whole story just STINKS of bullshit.
UPDATE: Well, slap my ass and call me Fanny…I totally called THAT one wrong. The baby has been found and is home safe with her family.
On a related note…I wonder if we’ll get a real mugshot of the woman who stole the baby. She reportedly has a female moustache and, much like this guy, the strange and unusual draws me like a moth to a flame.
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