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The Carnival of the Blogfaddah

I thought it might be a nice gesture for Rob’s family and friends who may not have read Gut Rumbles lo these many years to have a handy synopsis of everything he has written. Therefore, I proclaim the grand opening of The Carnival of the Blogfaddah. For those unfamiliar with blog carnivals, here’s how it works:

    1. Go through the Gut Rumbles archives and find your favorite post. It could be a post that spoke to you on some level, or changed the way you think about something, or made you squirt beer outta your nose. Anything will do so long as it means something to YOU.

    2. Make a post on your own blog with a link to the Gut Rumbles post.

    3. Send me the link (email address is theaterofthesoul (at) gmail dot com) and I’ll include it here.

Rob was a big fan of blog carnivals when he first got started blogging and encouraged many new bloggers to submit their writings to them because they’re an excellent way to gain readers. Rob was always willing to give advice and guidance to new bloggers and I hope in some small way to continue that spirit here. Anyone is welcome to participate.

For the moment, I’m only planning to do this once because there’s SO many carnivals out there now. But if there’s a good response, I may turn it into a weekly thing in his memory. I can think of no better way to honor Rob at the moment and I thank Bane and LL for the idea and Key for inspiring the name.

*Update 12:45PM: I’ve recieved a few questions that I’ll answer here.
First, there is no ‘deadline’. I know many of you are going to be attending the memorial and are busy making arrangements for travel. There is no rush.
Second, I’m aware that some of the archives are missing and/or screwed up. It’s my hope that at some point we can get them all under one roof, but for now, most everything can be found here:

Monsterman archives on Blogspot . You will find that some were imported to Gut Rumbles when he got the domain and host, but most were not.

A list of archives Rob made after the Big Blog Fuck Up of 2004.

If you’re looking for a specific post, the Gut Rumbles search page might be your friend but it doesn’t search the first set of archives pre-2004.

Third, I’ll post links that you’ve sent me in the evenings, after my rugrats go to bed.
Last, this isn’t a popularity contest. Notice the BIG BOLD ‘Anyone’ up top ;-)

Update 7:40PM: Linda M. also points out that Rob’s archives can also be found through that wonderful little invention called the Internet Archive Wayback Machine. Thanks, Linda!

Update 10:20PM: Due to the expected server load at Gut Rumbles tomorrow afternoon during the online memorial, it is quite possible that the archives turned off for a short time. If this happens, feel free to use Google. The word “site” followed by a colon enables you to restrict your search to a specific site. To do this, use the site:gutrumbles.com syntax in the Google search box. For example, to find posts with the word ‘peanuts’ on Rob’s site, enter
peanuts site:gutrumbles.com into the Google search box.

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I’ve written about my own favorite Gut Rumbles post here. It’s not anything that he wrote himself, but gives a glimpse of who we all were to him.

Lisa W. at Lemons and Lollipops writes: “I couldn’t help but feel his pain, especially when he wrote about the year that changed his life and about missing his boy, nor could I help but feel the love he had for his mama, his pop, mommie, his brother, Sam, Quinton, and even Jack, the neighbor’s boy, when he wrote about them. There were so many, but I think my all time favourite story has to be about the Egg Salad Sandwiches. This was the story of how the parents’ relationship began of the friend I’d never met. It still makes me misty-eyed. The stories about his family were always my favourites.”

LL of Curses and Chrome reflects on the warmth of basking in Acidman’s special ‘glow’: “I had written a post about one of my son’s “moments” and later that day I realized I was getting an Acidbath. I checked it out. THIS is what I found…”. She also has posted the lyrics to a very special song.

The Other Steph, who doesn’t have a blog but really should get one, counts A Crap Tale as one of her favorite Acidman stories. This is the post that earned Rob the noble and distinctive title of “Crap Daddy”.

BabsRN at Living Single in the Buckle of the Bible Belt can’t choose just one, but points us to a post that reminds us of that Rob lived and blogged with very few regrets. [-Editor’s Note: If anyone has a copy of that tv interview he spoke of in that post, please contact me.]

Adam at My Side of the Couch reminds us how Rob could make an interesting post out of the most mundane, every day activities and always found time to interact with his readers one-on-one.

Dawn at Overactive Imagination points us to a poignant post from an early Acidman Mars.

What Now, Murphy? finds “fitting words for a man who stirred so much controversy, with so much glee.”

Adam at Quit That chooses three of his favorite Gut Rumbles posts and also has some great pictures of Rob.

Laurence Simon will be doing his next Full of Crap Report on Acidman. It will be released on Monday, so mark your calendars!

Longtime reader Gut Rumbles reader, Cindi, has finally been inspired to create her own blog. Let’s give her an Acidbath and read her favorite Gut Rumbles posts!

Leslie tells us about all the things Rob taught her. There’s lessons here for all of us.

That wild and crazy KeesKennis has created a special tribute to Rob that will make you laugh, cry and laugh until you cry.

Catfish’s son, Ryan, of Hearty Soup shares some wonderful memories of his dad’s poker nights.

Stephanie, known to Gut Rumbles fans as frequent commenter The_Other_Steph, has been inspired to start her own blog. She kicks off with an Ode to the Acidman.

Walrilla couldn’t choose just one post either. Who knew Acidman was like Lay’s Potato Chips?

Libby, from Last One Speaks, takes a stroll through the archives in an attempt to figure out what hooked her in the beginning.

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30 More Questions

1. What time did you get up this morning?
4am. Yes, I AM crazy.
2. Diamonds or pearls?
I’m not a big jewelry fan, but diamonds go with everything I guess.
3. What was the last film you saw at the movie house?
I can’t really remember. I believe it was Lord of the Rings: Return of the King.
4. What is your favorite TV show?
I love Lost for the weekly mind-fuck, but 24 feeds my bloodlust. Tie.
5. What did you have for breakfast?
Coffee and a cigarette.
6. What is your middle name?
Lynn
7. What is your favorite cuisine?
Greek.
8. What foods do you dislike?
Brussel Sprouts, Lima beans and any canned meat products.
9. What kind of car do you drive?
I have two cars: a ‘97 Ford Escort and a ‘94 Geo Metro. Don’t laugh…they’re paid for AND the Metro gets excellent gas mileage.
10. Favorite Sandwich?
Roast beef with lettuce, pickles, extra onions and Mayo.
11. What characteristic do you despise?
Liars and people who don’t take responsibility for their actions.
12. Favorite item of clothing?
Jeans.
13. If you could go anywhere in the world for a holiday where would you go?
I’d take my kids to see that overpriced whore of a Mouse in Florida.
14. What color is your bathroom?
Cream and natural wood.
15. Favorite brand of clothing?
Levi’s, baby!
16. Where would you like to retire?
I can’t imagine spending my life anywhere but where I am. Sometimes, in the depth of winter and -30 below temperatures, I dream of Hawaii or the Bahamas, but my heart lies here in the mountains.
17. Favorite time of the day?
Between 4am and 6:30am. I get up early so as to have a bit of peace and quiet before the kids get up and the fucking phone starts to ring.
18. What was your most memorable birthday?
My 16th birthday. My mother and friends made it really special.
19. Where were you born?
Connecticut.
20. Favorite sport to watch?
The only sport that I find bearable to watch would be ice skating. I watch the Super Bowl every year with friends but we all know that I’m only in it for the food and the commercials.
21. What are you wearing right now?
Levi’s and peach t-shirt.
22. What star sign are you?
Cancer.
23. What fabric detergent do you use?
Whatever the fuck is on sale. Does anyone really want to know this?
24. Pepsi or Coke?
Coke. NEVER Pepsi.
25. Are you a morning person or a night owl?
A little of both if I can catch a nap during the day.
26. What is your shoe size?
7 to 8…depending on the shoe.
27. Do you have any pets?
A cat, two birds and a snake.
28. Any new exciting news you’d like to share with your readers?
I only wish I had some exciting news.
29. What did you want to be when you were little?
An astronaut. Still do.
30. What are you meant to be doing today?
More fucking homework.

Hat-tip to Lisa at Lemons and Lollipops.

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30 Questions

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Yes. I was once (mistakenly) arrested when I got pulled over for speeding and my license check came back with some erroneous information. Getting arrested sucks…getting arrested when you know god damn well that you’re completely innocent sucks even more.

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster?
No way man. I LOVE rollercoasters and the ride is SO much better with your eyes open!

3. When’s the last time you’ve been sledding?
Probably last February.

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
Both have their advantages. I don’t dislike sleeping alone though.

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes, but have never seen any.

6. Do you consider yourself creative?
I have an overactive and very creative imagination, but suck at anything remotely artistic.

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
Yup.

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
I don’t really give a royal shit about either of them.

9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics?
I know enough about politics to make me scared…does that count?

10. Do you know how to play poker?
Yup.

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
More times than I care to count.

12. What’s your favorite commercial?
I don’t watch enough TV to remember the commercials.

13. Who was your first love?
The Ex.

14. If you’re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light?
No way.

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Yup.

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
I don’t do sports.

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
Yup. I used to skate quite a bit when I was younger.

18. How often do you remember your dreams?
Not very and I only seem to remember the bad ones.

19. What’s the one thing on your mind?
Will I ever have just ONE thing on my mind? I have too much on my mind at the moment to choose just one thing.

20. Do you always wear your seat belt?
Yes.

21. What talent do you wish you had?
I wish I could cook like my mother.

22. Do you like Sushi?
No.

23. What do you wear to bed?
Sweatpants and a tank top.

24. Do you truly hate anyone?
One person. With an unending passion.

25. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?

Not sure there is a famous person I like well enough to sleep with.

26. Do you know anyone in jail?
Yes.

27. What food do you find disgusting?
Tofu and sushi.

28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
Nothing that I wouldn’t make fun of in front of them.

29. Have you ever been punched in the face?
Yup.

30. Do you believe in angels and demons?
Nope.

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All I Post Are Quizzes

I haven’t really abandoned the blog. I’ve been under the mistaken impression that eventually life would stop interrupting me…boy was I wrong. Updates to come soon!

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Love Life Secrets


Your Love Life Secrets Are


Looking back on your life, you will only have one true love.

You’ve been deeply wounded in the past, and you’re still recovering from that hurt.

It’s important to you that your lover is very attractive. You like to have someone to show off.

In fights, you speak your mind and don’t hold back. You know you’re right, and you can get quite angry about it.

Getting over a break-up doesn’t take long. Easy come, easy go.

Amazing how spot-on the results are.
H/T to Livey.

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Like Buttah

Chablis –
[adjective]:

Similar to butter in texture and appearance

‘How will you be defined in the dictionary?’ at QuizGalaxy.com

H/T to the Caustic One

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Birth Order


You Are Likely an Only Child


At your darkest moments, you feel frustrated.
At work and school, you do best when you’re organizing.
When you love someone, you tend to worry about them.

In friendship, you are emotional and sympathetic.
Your ideal careers are: radio announcer, finance, teaching, ministry, and management.
You will leave your mark on the world with organizational leadership, maybe as the author of self-help books.

Correct but I totally disagree with the description. My idea of a self help book?

Dear Reader,
Get the fuck over it.
The End.

This would also explain why I dropped out of a Psychology major and switched to IT Management.
H/T to Livey.

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Contrivium

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chablis!

  1. Chablis was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!
  2. Chablis became extinct in England in 1486.
  3. Chablis was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
  4. The patron saint of Chablis is Saint Eugenie!
  5. US gold coins used to say ‘In Chablis we trust’.
  6. The colour of Chablis is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
  7. Chablis can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
  8. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Chablis!
  9. Britain’s Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Chablis.
  10. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Chablis!
I am interested in
- do tell me about

39″ tongue? I can just imagine the Google hits.
H/T to the AcidGod.

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Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

Greed: Medium
 
Gluttony: Low
 
Wrath: Medium
 
Sloth: High
 
Envy: Low
 
Lust: Very Low
 
Pride: Low
 

Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

H/T to Dax.

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