Theater of the Soul

Quirks. Everyone has them, right? Some are cute and endearing…some just make you say “What the fuck?”. So here’s my attempt to start the next world wide web meme: List the ways in which you are just a little bit ‘touched in the head’.

Here’s mine:

1. I am very fussy about my java. I simply can NOT drink coffee out of a white ceramic mug…I swear, it tastes ‘different’. The mug has to have a dark inside. I MUST have half and half…not milk. My motto: Life is too short to drink bad coffee.
2. I willingly get up at 4am every single day. I need a few hours of peace and quiet before I can face the world…or my children.
3. I can’t see the point of spending $10.00 on one pair of underwear, yet think nothing of spending obscene amounts of money on computer parts or books.
4. I am a woman born without the cleaning gene. I don’t ever feel the need to clean…I usually smell it first. I DO clean, quite often in fact, but it’s not a biological imperative like it is for most women.
5. I am fascinated with planes of all shapes and sizes. Just don’t ask me to actually board one. I’ve flown twice when I was a preteen, but since gaining a sense of my own mortality, I’ve had a very pronounced fear of flying.
6. I am thoroughly convinced that I will win the lottery. I never actually play, mind you, but I WILL win.
7. I talk to myself all the time. That woman you saw in the car last week who looked like she was singing along to music was probably me, talking to my invisible friend. I also answer my own questions. Yes, I DO find that a little scary.

I’m not going to tag anyone but would love trackbacks to your posts if you decide to fess up and display your craziness for all the world to see.

Stolen from the illustrious and batshit CRAZYLivey:

What were three of the stupidest things you have done in your life?
In no order of importance:
1. Skipped school with friends when I was about 13 years old and we accidentally set fire to 3 acres of land.
2. Started smoking.
3. Didn’t go to college when I should have.

At the current moment, who has the most influence in your life?
My kids. Everything I do…everything I am is for them.

If you were given a time machine that functioned, and you were allowed to only pick up to five people to dine with, who would you pick?
1. My mother: Now that I am a mother, I can truly appreciate what she must have gone through raising me. I’d give anything to tell her that I get it now.
2. My father: He died when I was 12 and I find that my memories of him are difficult to conjure up as I get older.
3. A friend long gone, but never forgotten.
4. Another friend who is still around. On my way back through time, I’d drop him off at the crossroads of his life so that he could make a different decision and follow his dream.
5. My paternal grandfather that I never got to meet.

If you had three wishes that were not supernatural, what would they be?
1. Wisdom
2. Money
3. Power

Hey…at least I’m HONEST.

Name two things you regret your city not having, and two things people should avoid.
I wish my town had a place to get a GOOD pizza (our current pizza place SUCKS) and a better main street area with tons of little shops to explore.
The two places people should avoid are the aforementioned pizza place and DVD rental place.

Name one thing that has changed your life.
Yeah, having kids is probably at the top of my list, but the death of a friend when we were 19 really woke me up to my own mortality…even moreso than the deaths of my parents.

Tag five people.
Whoever wants to play can have at it but I’m not going to force anyone.

1. Number of books you have owned:
Over the years? Thousands. More than any sane person should ever own. Thankfully I have a new/used bookstore that I frequent for all of my paperback novels that I read but don’t want to necessarily keep. Since I live a fairly mobile lifestyle and don’t own a house, I only keep books that I will read many times over or ones that I want to save for the boys. I also score major amounts of books at yardsales this summer that I’ll trade in after I go through and keep what I like.
I buy the boys obscene numbers of books because they know that, although I usually always say no to toys, I’ll never deny them books.

2. Last book I bought:
I had to buy my textbooks for the two classes I’m taking this term, which include such exciting titles as “Programming Logic and Design”, “Sam’s Teach Yourself Programming in 24 Hours”, and “Foundations of Management”.

3. Last book I completed:
The last book I completed was “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” by J.K. Rowling. Unfortunately, it was the only book I had time to read this summer, which is surprising since I read the damn thing in one 18 hour marathon session.

4. Five books that mean a lot to me:
~”Lord of the Rings” by J.R.R. Tolkein: I didn’t read these books until high school when I fell into a group of friends who played Dungeons and Dragons with disturbing faithfulness. Yeah, I was a huge geek even back then, but hadn’t realized it yet. I’ve read the trilogy many times over the years and, yes, was first in line with that same group of friends when the movies each came to our town.
~”Dragonlance” by various authors: This is a massive series of fantasy books (100+ the last time I checked) in the same vein as Tolkein and was the setting used for many of our Dungeons and Dragons games. They are all set in a world named Krynn and include all of your usual elves, orcs, dragons and halflings…plus a few surprises. Don’t expect any of these books to be on par with Tolkein, because they’re not even close. However, it’s a great series in it’s own right without the flowery writing that scares off many would-be Tolkein readers AND it satisfies the desire for more stories and adventure. I love Middle Earth, but my heart lies in the world of Krynn.
~”The d’Artagnan Romances” by Alexandre Dumas: Otherwise known as The Three Musketeers books, these are just wonderful books that I got into in my early 20’s. I recommend the Oxford World Classics versions of all 6 books, that aren’t dumbed down to the lowest common denominator.
~The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling: Yeah, I don’t know what the fuck either. The publishers must line those pages with crack or something because I don’t think I have ever uttered a girlish squeal IN MY LIFE like I do when I get my hands on each new book. I sure as hell have NEVER stayed up reading for 36 straight hours like I did with The Order of the Phoenix and The Goblet of Fire. I don’t know what it is about these books, but I’ve been hooked since the first one.
~The Outlander series by Diana Gabaldon: I rarely get into romance fiction, but this series is more historical fiction than anything else. I don’t even know where to start describing the books, but the series centers on a 20th century woman who goes back in time to 17th century Scotland. There’s lots of mystery and intrique and romance woven around historical details. And the books are THICK…averaging around 900 pages I’d guess…which is one of the things I look for. When I read a book, I want the WHOLE story.

5. What are you currently reading?
I’ve got 3 books going at the moment, in a desperate effort to finish them before classes start. I’m re-reading one of the Outlander series in preparation for the new book coming out this month. I’ve also (stupidly) started the Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan, that I’ve been wanting to sink my teeth into for a while. The third book that I’m reading is called Eragon by Christopher Paolini. It’s the first book in a fantasy series started when the author was only 17 years old. So far, it’s not really grabbing me…where most fantasy stories understandably rip-off from Tolkein, this one rips off from EVERYONE as far as I can see. I’ve read a lot of fantasy literature and reading Eragon is like reading all of the popular series all rolled into one. Sometimes I’ll be reading along and wonder when the hell I switched books. I’m hoping his writing has matured over the past 3 years.

I’ve got a huge reading list that I’m hoping to get through this winter. I’ve got some classic books that I’ve always wanted to read, but keep getting distracted from by new and shiny stuff. I hope this winter is slow.