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And Still Fuck You Up, I Can


how jedi are you?
:: by lawrie malen

I love it LOL.

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World’s Shortest Personality Test


You are pure, moral, and adaptable.
You tend to blend into your surroundings.
Shy on the outside, you’re outspoken to your friends.

You believe that you live a virtuous life…
And you tend to judge others with a harsh eye.
As a result, people tend to crave your approval.

I question the ‘pure’ description, but the rest of it is pretty accurate.

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That’s a Woman For You…

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you,but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”

The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to.”

The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

So she’s the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.”

The woman said,”That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

So, she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

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What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Part Expert Kisser

You’re a kissing pro, but it’s all about quality and not quantity
You’ve perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone’s socks off
And you’re adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

Part Playful Kisser

Kissing is a huge game for you, a way to flirt and play
You’re the first one to suggest playing spin the bottle at a party
Or you’ll go for the wild kiss during a game of truth or dare
And you’re up for kissing any sexy stranger if the mood is right!

Hat tip to Northwoods Woman

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Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is…?

You scored as Sirius Black. You are a gifted wizard and very loyal to your allegiance. Whilst you have a big heart and care very much about those around you, you can be a little arrogant and reckless at times.

Sirius Black

85%

Severus Snape

80%

Harry Potter

80%

Remus Lupin

80%

Hermione Granger

70%

Albus Dumbledore

70%

Ron Weasley

50%

Ginny Weasley

50%

Draco Malfoy

50%

Lord Voldemort

20%

Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is…?
created with QuizFarm.com

Found via Witnit.

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Heh

Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?

That’s funny. Picard is my least favorite out of all of the possible results LOL.

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